Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Why couldn't they just put gum in the locks?
My truck got broken into today. Nothing was stolen, and some nice people from the office down the road chased the culprit off.
What could they have stolen?
- a pair of jeans, a coat, and a hoodie
- lots of tapes (Shakespeare, My Butt by the Lowest of the Low, Dream Into Action by Howard Jones, and Beelzebubba by the Dead Milkmen were the cream of the crop).
- a hydraulic jack
- napkins...LOTS of napkins
- fifty-odd cents in change
- assorted fast food garbage
What did they steal?
- nothing
- nada
- zip
- zero
- zilch
However, I'm going to be out two hundred and eighty bucks - four days before Christmas, mind you - and that's the really crappy part. As Randall said to Dante, "A bunch of savages in this town!"
What could they have stolen?
- a pair of jeans, a coat, and a hoodie
- lots of tapes (Shakespeare, My Butt by the Lowest of the Low, Dream Into Action by Howard Jones, and Beelzebubba by the Dead Milkmen were the cream of the crop).
- a hydraulic jack
- napkins...LOTS of napkins
- fifty-odd cents in change
- assorted fast food garbage
What did they steal?
- nothing
- nada
- zip
- zero
- zilch
However, I'm going to be out two hundred and eighty bucks - four days before Christmas, mind you - and that's the really crappy part. As Randall said to Dante, "A bunch of savages in this town!"
# posted by Pedro @ 3:25 PM 
